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This tooth. I should have had it dealt with three hundred years ago, but it's my fang,

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the last thing my father left me. How am I supposed to be myself without it? If I lose it,

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what am I? Young master, every time your tooth hurts, you compose a five-act tragedy.

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Every time it stops, you admire yourself in the enchanted mirror and say it still looks rather

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nice. Three hundred years, over three thousand Lukals. I've kept a log. This time is different.

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Last night, I dreamed of someone. Him? That bastard Baron who bit you three hundred years

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ago at your own coming-of-age ceremony? The one who turned your entire family into-

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Not him. A man with glasses, wearing white, very clean fingers. He reached toward my mouth,

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and I didn't flinch. He said, open up. It won't hurt. And I- I opened. Young master,

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perhaps what you need is no longer a warm cup of blood tea and three hundred years of self-pity.

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What do I need besides a stake through the heart? A dentinth.

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What? What are you?

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Patient. Emergency. Toothache.

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Toothache.

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Twenty-seven? Are you sure?

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I've been twenty-seven every year. Consistently. Is there a problem with my paperwork?

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Which one is the emergency patient?

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Please open your mouth.

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I won't hurt you.

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Enamel thickness. Four times human. Light transvosi. Extraordinary. Almost opalacinic.

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Root length. Average human canine is twenty-six millimeters. Yours is at least forty. Possibly forty-two.

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The pulp is still vital. Your circulatory system is functioning. But no palpable radial pulse, and your pupular light reflects

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is abnormally slow. I timed it. Skin temperature?

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Approxima thirty-four celsius. Normal human range is thirty-six point five to thirty-seven celsius. You are not human.

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You're a vampire.

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So you're going to call the police? The hunters? Brandish a cross? Stake me through the heart with a sharpened

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dental probe?

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I'm going to complete your root treatment.

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Then publish a paper. The Lanson, or at least the British Dental Journal. Possibly both.

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You want to publish a paper on my teeth? No. I want to make history with your teeth.

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Your canines are the most beautiful biological structures I have ever seen. Including forty-seven million-year-old fossil primates

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I studied during my Ph.D.

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You beat the fossils.

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Left Maxivalian catenine. Paraoctal termiotitis. Duration approximately three hundred years, based on regnotrical evidence of chronic bone resection. Please open

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your mouth.

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If you hurt me, you'll bite me. You mentioned that last time. Before you bite,

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let me collect a saliva sample first. Your salivary enzyme profile must be extraordinary.

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It doesn't hurt.

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Of course it doesn't hurt. I've only touched the surface. The nerve endings are deeper than in humans. Vampire enamel

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is an extraordinary adaptation.

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Heart rate elevated. Does it hurt?

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It doesn't hurt.

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Then why is your heart rate?

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Maybe it's pre-pain. An anticipatory physiological response.

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That's not a medical term.

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Then coin one. You seem good at naming things. You named my enamel extraordinary.

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Three hundred years the first time it doesn't hurt.

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Temporary treatment. Same time next week for follow-up. Your canine needs at least three sessions. Possibly more, depending on

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the pulp response.

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Young master, the tooth is fixed. Let's go home. The sun rises in forty-two minutes.

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But it'll hurt again.

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The tooth?

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I don't know.

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Are you gonna bite me?

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No.

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Then what do you want?

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I'm going to kidnap you.

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Does the kidnapping location have dental equipment?

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You're not afraid?

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That depends on the kidnapping location.

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My castle has a fully equipped dental office. A 1932 Ricker Model A imported from Vienna.

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Original leather, foot pedal, and hydraulics intact.

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A German Sills x-ray machine, Wolliopier Era, still produces diagnostic quality radiographs.

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I have the original manuals. In German.

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Ritter Model A? With the original leather? The foot pedal? It's the cast iron one, not the later aluminum replacement?

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Original cast iron. Made in Vienna. Serial number 00047.

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Serial number 00047. That's the forty-seventh unit ever produced. The first fifty were hand-assembled

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by the Ryder family themselves.

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Let's go.

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Young Matzit, you didn't even say come with me or I'll kill you!

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You didn't bare your fangs! You didn't do the red-eye hypnotic stare!

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This is the most pathetic kidnapping I have witnessed in two hundred years!

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He said he has a Ritter Model A with serial number 00047.

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That's more persuasive than any threat.

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If he'd mentioned the C-Mits x-ray first, I would have offered to drive.

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No more than ten of these exist worldwide.

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The leather? No cracks.

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The stitching? Original.

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The hydraulic fluid? Still clear.

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This is not a dental chair.

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This is a museum piece.

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This is your teeth and your equipment.

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I want them both.

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Young Master, how can it hurt again? The treatment was supposed to...

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Not the left one.

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Never!

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The right one?

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Young Master, this time it's the right one!

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The right canine has never hurt before!

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In 327 years, the right canine has never...

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First time pain in the right canine.

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Bilateral nerve involvement.

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The abnormal neural connection isn't limited to the left side, it's systemic.

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Your cardiac-neural-dental-edal feedback loop may be more extensive than I initially hypothesized.

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I need to reassess the treatment plan.

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Could you, when I say my tooth hurts, not start with a medical explanation first?

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Then what should I say?

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Say, you'll be okay.

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You'll be okay.

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Please come closer.

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I need to observe your eclosion up close.

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Your resting jaw position and the alignment of your canines with your lower arm.

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Your arch.

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I'm fine here.

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Just speak, I can hear you.

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Vampire hearing.

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Up to 400 meters, depending on wind conditions.

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I can't see properly.

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The distance is affecting my ability to assess your mandribular positioning.

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Shhh.

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Open your mouth.

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Now?

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While I'm having breakfast?

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Now.

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The observation window for resting umplution is narrow.

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It's best captured when the patient is relaxed and not consciously adjusting their relaxed.

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Why not?

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Well…

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Have I Dropped.

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She nah…

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How am I?

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There

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all will

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be lifted. That is so

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much darker there… … …

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Dr. Hart, rule number one, bats are not permitted to hang upside down in the sterile zone.

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Rule number two, bats are not permitted to sharpen their claws on the armrest of the

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dental chair.

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Rule number three, bats are not permitted to drink coffee.

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Rule number four, four, bats are not permitted to hang upside down in the sterile zone.

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We need to install UV filter film, custom cut for each window.

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You'll be able to move around during the day without being burned.

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Why?

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Because you're my patient.

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Twice-weekly follow-ups.

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You can't always come at five in the morning.

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The sun rises at six.

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And you deserve to see the sun, even if it's through a filter.

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Dr. Hart, hmm?

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You've turned my castle into the human world.

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Why aren't you afraid of me?

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Do you mean, not afraid you'll bite me, not afraid you'll drink my blood, or not afraid

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you'll lock me up in this castle?

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All of it.

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Every part of it.

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Every reason a human should be afraid of a vampire, you should be afraid.

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I've killed people.

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I've drank human blood.

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I'm 327 years old, and I've done things.

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When was the last time you killed someone?

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1843.

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I killed the hunter who staked my sister.

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And after that, I stopped.

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I stopped drinking human blood in 1923.

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I stopped everything.

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That night in the parking lot.

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The fangs you pressed against my neck, 34.2 satius.

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Ice-cold vampire fangs shouldn't be 34.2 satius.

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You're warm.

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You just don't know it yourself.

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Or, you've been told for 300 years that you're cold, so you believed it.

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Also, if you really wanted to bite me, you would have done it in the parking lot.

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You didn't.

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You just pressed your fangs against me as if testing my reaction.

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As if wanting to confirm whether there's someone who won't push you away.

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Fang, it's inclusion.

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You didn't want to hurt me.

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For 300 years, no one has touched them.

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No one has come near your mouth except enemies.

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No one has ever asked you, does it hurt?

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How do you know everything?

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I'm a dentist.

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Dentists read teeth.

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Your fangs told me far more than your mouth ever did.

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They were saying, for 300 years, no one touched me.

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No one knew I was 34.2 shestius.

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No one asked if I was in pain.

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Until you.

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Today we'll clean out the left canine pulp chamber.

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Apply medication.

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About 40 minutes.

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Please relax.

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Relax.

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I'll try.

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I've been trying to relax for 300 years.

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It's harder than it sounds.

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You talk more when you're nervous.

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I'm not nervous.

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Your grip strength on the arm last has increased by approximately 30% since you sat down.

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The leather is creasing.

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I'm not nervous.

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Your heart rate jumped from 72 straight to 187.

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I only touched your lips.

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I haven't even started the procedure yet.

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Last time you said, your canine nerves are directly connected to your cardiac nerves.

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When your heart flutters, your fangs hurt.

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You described it as a conducted pain.

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Yes.

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The harder my heart flutters, the more they hurt.

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For 300 years I trained myself.

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Every time I felt thing, I shut it down.

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I became the best at not feeling anything.

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Just now, your heart rate was 187.

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But you didn't clutch your face.

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No pain?

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Why no pain?

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I was clearly...

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My heart was...

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187 is the highest it's ever been in 300 years.

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The previous record was 134 in 1867.

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Your heart rate jumped from 72 straight to 187.

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I only touched your lips.

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I haven't even started the procedure yet.

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I know.

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In normal person terms, your fangs have accepted my treatment.

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They've accepted me.

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So when your heart flutters for me, your fangs won't hurt anymore.

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They'll only feel warm.

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Like holding a cup of coffee.

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Like standing in filtered sunlight.

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Like being touched.

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Your lips.

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Temperature is 36.5 ccs.

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Normal body temperature range.

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Oral temperature is generally 0.3 to 0.5 degrees higher than axilla.

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Not normal for me.

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Everything I've ever touched has been cold.

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Marble.

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Coffins.

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My own hands.

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For 300 years, everything was cold.

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And then you touched my forehead in the dental office.

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And I felt warmth for the first time.

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It doesn't hurt anymore.

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For the first time in 300 years, when my heart flutters, it doesn't hurt.

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It just beats.

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Young master, there's a vampire hunter outside the gate.

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Silver armor, polish to a mirror finish.

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Wooden stake sword, at least one meter long, possibly ash wood.

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Garlic, 11 whole braids of garlic.

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I counted.

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1, 2, 3, 11!

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Evil vampire, I've tracked you for three days through the Ravenmoor forest.

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Across the Blackthone River.

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Following the trail of your...

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Your dental appointment card.

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Release the human dentist you've kidnapped.

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Are you afraid of him?

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I used to be.

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And now?

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I'm sorry.

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Now you're here.

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And if he wants to get to you, he'll have to go through me first.

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Young master, are we...

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Are we actually going to fight?

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Should I get the ceremonial battle armor from the vault?

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The one with the batwing shoulder palm soles?

258
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No.

259
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Get the coffee.

260
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The hunter will need it.

261
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Vampire, release that human!

262
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Excuse me.

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Do your teeth hurt?

264
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What?

265
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:20,620
No.

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I'm here to...

267
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:22,860
I'm here to...

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I'm a vampire hunter.

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This is the seventh generation Thornwood family...

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Open bite.

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Mandibular protraction.

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Your lower jaw juts forward when you speak.

273
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Most noticeable on the S nouns, which you pronounce with a slight lisp.

274
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Your tongue is positioned too far forward in your oral capti.

275
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Did you suck your thumb as a child?

276
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How do you...

277
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I mean...

278
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That was 34 years ago.

279
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,500
My mother said I stopped when I was four.

280
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How can you tell?

281
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Open your mouth.

282
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Why would I...

283
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,700
I came here to kill a vampire, not to...

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If you don't get this treated, within three years, your temporomathridal joint will experience

285
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:57,460
chronic inflammation.

286
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,480
Five years, you'll hear a clicking sound every time you chew.

287
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,140
Ten years, you won't be able to open your mouth wide enough to take a bite of an apple.

288
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,800
Your career as a vampire hunter will end by...

289
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:05,140
Temporomathridal joint disorder.

290
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,020
Oclasal spling.

291
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:06,860
Weekly follow-ups.

292
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,680
The earlier the intervention, the better the prognosis.

293
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:11,200
Open bite.

294
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,780
Moderate attrition on the oclasal surfaces of the molars.

295
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,340
Evidence of brioza of nocturnal teeth grinding.

296
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,100
Possibly stress-related.

297
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,600
Are you under a lot of stress?

298
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,920
I'm a vamp...

299
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,900
Vampire hunter.

300
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,620
Of course I'm under stress.

301
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,640
Castle Basement.

302
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,620
See the the bat butler for an appointment.

303
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,900
Bring your previous dental records if available.

304
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:38,760
So...

305
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,760
You're not kidnapped?

306
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,740
Because the Ravenmoortown rumor mill and the missing...

307
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,680
Person report filed by the St. Albans Hospital Administrator...

308
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,520
Suggest otherwise.

309
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,040
Legally speaking, the circumstances of my arrival could be categorized as non-consensual

310
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:53,880
location, however.

311
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:57,520
This place has the best preserved antique dental equipment in all of Europe.

312
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,260
A Ritter Model A with serial number 0047.

313
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,440
A W. Dui-era Simmel's x-ray machine.

314
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:08,000
And a case of 300-year bilateral canine pericastinal periodotitis with a unique cardiac neural dental

315
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,700
feedback loop that I have not found in any medical literature published between 70 and the

316
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:12,320
present history.

317
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,560
You voluntarily let a vampire kidnap you for a case study?

318
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,040
It's not for the case study.

319
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,720
You two aren't.

320
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,860
A purely doctor-patient relationship.

321
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:34,400
These two, their mouths are harder than the castle's stone walls, and the castle walls are

322
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,600
three feet thick.

323
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:41,480
Last time the young master's heart rate hit 187, Dr. Hart's hand was tribbling when he

324
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,520
wrote the medical notes.

325
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,700
I saw it!

326
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,160
I have night vision!

327
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,840
And they call this a doctor-patient relationship?

328
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:55,240
I have lived 200 years, and I have never seen a doctor-patient relationship where the doctor's

329
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,900
ears turn pink every time the patient enters the room!

330
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,740
You can't sleep.

331
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:10,400
Hmm.

332
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:11,880
Thinking about your fangs.

333
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,520
My fangs.

334
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,640
Not me.

335
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,600
Thinking about your fangs, and thinking about you, what's the difference?

336
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,240
When you say things like that, my fangs hurt.

337
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,480
Hurt?

338
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,580
The third session is complete.

339
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,680
The root canal filling should have blocked the abnormal neural conduction.

340
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,920
Where exactly is the pain?

341
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,400
Is it the left or the right?

342
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,180
What's the intensity on a scale of 1 to 10?

343
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,820
No probe needed.

344
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,720
It's not pathological pain.

345
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,520
It's when you talk to me.

346
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,740
My heart beats too fast.

347
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,740
The base of my fangs feels sore.

348
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,100
It doesn't hurt the way it used to.

349
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,200
But it's harder to bear than pain.

350
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,300
Because I knew how to endure pain.

351
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,520
This.

352
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,540
I don't know what to do with this.

353
00:20:59,120 --> 00:20:59,980
You're smoking.

354
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,060
We should go inside.

355
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:01,900
It's fine.

356
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,320
Lighter than a toothache.

357
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,260
I've had worse.

358
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,040
I once stood in direct sunlight for four minutes.

359
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,380
In 1852.

360
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,940
I wanted to see if I could.

361
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:10,760
I couldn't.

362
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:11,900
All right.

363
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,040
No dental terminology.

364
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,100
No medical explanations.

365
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,520
I'll say it like a normal person.

366
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,320
I can't sleep either.

367
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,880
Not because of your fangs.

368
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,680
Because of you.

369
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,600
I keep thinking.

370
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,880
You've spent 300 years alone in this castle.

371
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,100
No one has touched your fangs.

372
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:26,080
No one has asked if you were in pain.

373
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,040
No one knew your temperature was 34.2 caesius.

374
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,760
And I only know because I measured it with the back of my hand.

375
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,060
No one made you coffee.

376
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,920
No one fixed your coffee machine.

377
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,840
Which had a broken gasket, by the way.

378
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,660
No one installed UV filter film so you could stand at the window during the day.

379
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,120
300 years.

380
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,680
And no one did these things.

381
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:47,420
I want to be the one who touches your fangs and then asks, does it hurt?

382
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,560
I want to be the one who makes your coffee.

383
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,740
The one who knows your temperature.

384
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:57,000
Not from a medical record, but because my hand has been on your forehead enough times to memorize it.

385
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:04,080
But I want to be the one who makes your heart rate hit a 187 and then stays until it

386
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,300
settles back to 104.

387
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,580
Sarah Finn.

388
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,720
First time he addresses him by his three-syllable name.

389
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:11,900
No Dr. Pre-X.

390
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,020
Your finger is warmer than my fangs.

391
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:17,060
Normal.

392
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:22,640
Human fingertip temperature is usually about two shusties lower than oral temperature, but your fangs are lower than normal body

393
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,040
temperature.

394
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,520
Don't give me the medical explanation.

395
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,120
Fine.

396
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,180
I won't.

397
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,820
Does it hurt?

398
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,620
It doesn't hurt.

399
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:33,420
Good.

400
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,540
You kissed my forehead, not my tooth.

401
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:37,880
Shut up.

402
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:40,020
Patients shouldn't ask for too much.

403
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,480
Dr. Hart.

404
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,060
What?

405
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,540
Why did you kiss my forehead and not my lips?

406
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:53,640
Because forehead kissing is a standard post-treatment patient reassurance protocol.

407
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:54,900
There's no such protocol.

408
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:56,840
I can invent one.

409
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,000
I'm the attending physician.

410
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,380
Then invent a protocol for kissing lips.

411
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:07,160
Elias, patients who push their luck, I charge extra for follow-ups.

412
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:10,080
I have 300 years' worth of savings.

413
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:11,900
Charge me.

414
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,460
Not tonight.

415
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:15,340
Why?

416
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,700
Because if I kiss you tonight, I won't be able to pretend anymore.

417
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,500
That I'm here for your teeth.

418
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,440
That I'm not counting the hours until your next follow-up.

419
00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:26,740
That you're just my patient.

420
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,840
Then stop pretending.

421
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:30,980
Not tonight.

422
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:38,340
Because if I stop pretending, I want 60 years, and 60 years isn't fair to you.

423
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,760
Young master, you're finally not in pain anymore.

424
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,760
And now Dr. Hart, he's the one who's afraid.

425
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,820
Afraid of loving you too much.

426
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,900
Afraid of losing you.

427
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,560
Afraid of 60 years not being enough.

428
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:03,040
You're cold.

429
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,140
I'm fine.

430
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,400
Your fingers are 35.8 celsius.

431
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,840
That's 0.7 below normal.

432
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,160
You measure my finger temperature now?

433
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,600
I notice everything about you.

434
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,360
Do you want to know why I'm not afraid of you?

435
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,360
I've wanted to know.

436
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,320
Since day one.

437
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,580
The first time you saw my fangs in the dental chair.

438
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,420
Your pupils dilated by 0.3 millimeters.

439
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,800
Every other human's can trick.

440
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:21,900
Yours expanded.

441
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,360
You measured my pupils?

442
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,620
I notice everything about you.

443
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,660
You said that already.

444
00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:26,580
It's still true.

445
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:27,500
Because of my sister.

446
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,860
My sister Helena, 8 years older than me.

447
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,700
She was sickly from childhood.

448
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,120
Severe apratic anemia.

449
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,640
Her bone marrow couldn't produce blood.

450
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:39,440
Can you imagine?

451
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,280
A body that can't make blood.

452
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,900
Skin white as paper.

453
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,160
Lips always a faint purple.

454
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,580
People were afraid of her.

455
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,360
Neighbors.

456
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:48,300
Classmates.

457
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:50,720
Even nurses said she looked like a ghost.

458
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,420
Said she looked like a vampire.

459
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,120
She couldn't be in the sun.

460
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:56,260
Anemia.

461
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,000
Sensitive to cold.

462
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:58,860
Sensitive to heat.

463
00:24:59,060 --> 00:24:59,880
Sensitive to everything.

464
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,240
She spent her whole life in a room with curtains drawn.

465
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:06,160
When she smiled, her two canine teeth would show.

466
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,500
Very sharp.

467
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,520
She was so thin, all her teeth looked sharp.

468
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,760
But the canines especially.

469
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,660
When I was 16, she died.

470
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,200
In the hospital.

471
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,420
The machines beped for a long time.

472
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,600
Then one long flat line.

473
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,840
And then nothing.

474
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:24,860
The day she left, I was holding her hand.

475
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:27,980
Her hand was 34 Celsius.

476
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:29,660
Just like yours.

477
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:33,900
Seraphine.

478
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,020
Your sister, she was 34 Celsius.

479
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:37,900
You held her hand when she left.

480
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:40,960
And then 17 years later, you met me.

481
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,180
My fangs were 34.2 Celsius.

482
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,080
My hand was 34.2 Celsius.

483
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,600
I'm not her.

484
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,120
I can't replace her.

485
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,560
But if holding my hand.

486
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,000
If touching my 34.2 Celsius.

487
00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:01,080
If it makes you feel like you're still holding her.

488
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,620
Then my hand is yours.

489
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,840
For however long you need it.

490
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:06,320
60 years.

491
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,180
300 years.

492
00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:08,260
300 years.

493
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:08,960
It doesn't matter.

494
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:09,900
It's yours.

495
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,380
So when I first saw you.

496
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,320
I didn't see a monster.

497
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:22,200
I saw a person with the same temperature as my sister.

498
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,140
Cold.

499
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:23,880
Pale.

500
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,120
Sharp teeth.

501
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:27,340
But you're still here.

502
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,240
Over 300 years.

503
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,460
And you're still here.

504
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,680
My sister didn't get to stay.

505
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:33,760
You stayed.

506
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,460
I wanted to fix your teeth.

507
00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:37,140
As if fixing your teeth.

508
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:39,680
I could tell my 16 year old self.

509
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,320
See.

510
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,980
You just weren't skilled enough back then.

511
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,960
If you'd had these hands.

512
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,320
Maybe you could have kept her.

513
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,060
Every time I touch your fang with my probe.

514
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,120
Every time I adjust the angle of the light.

515
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,220
Every time I say it won't hurt.

516
00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:00,160
I'm holding my sister's hand in that hospital room.

517
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,920
And this time.

518
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,180
Well this time it doesn't hurt.

519
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,740
Your fang doesn't hurt.

520
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:05,520
You don't hurt.

521
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,080
And maybe.

522
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:08,840
Just maybe.

523
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,540
17 years ago she didn't hurt either.

524
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:13,780
Maybe she just.

525
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:14,840
Fell asleep.

526
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,060
Seraphine Hot.

527
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,800
Your sister's name.

528
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,360
Helena.

529
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,100
It means light in Greek.

530
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,560
But she spent her whole life in the dark.

531
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,120
You spent 17 years in guilt.

532
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,720
That you weren't skilled enough.

533
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,860
That you were 16 and couldn't save her.

534
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,400
That you're alive and she's not.

535
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,180
But 17 years later.

536
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,060
You became skilled enough.

537
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:46,840
You fixed a tooth that had been hurting for 300 years.

538
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,180
You fixed a person who had been hiding for 300 years.

539
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:53,280
You fixed this.

540
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,180
You fixed this.

541
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:54,600
My heart.

542
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,360
It hurt for 300 years.

543
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,560
Not anymore.

544
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:04,420
In me.

545
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,660
You saw someone you loved.

546
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:08,860
I want to see.

547
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,540
In you.

548
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,500
The person I'll love for the rest of my life.

549
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,600
Which is forever.

550
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,180
But let's start with 60 years.

551
00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:26,480
You said forever and then immediately corrected yourself to 60 years.

552
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,360
You're hedging.

553
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:31,620
Like a patient who says it only hurts a little but their heart rate is 187.

554
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,020
You're diagnosing me.

555
00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:34,680
I'm a dentist.

556
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,600
I diagnose everyone.

557
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,900
Diagnose yourself.

558
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:39,340
Why are you still crying?

559
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,160
I'm not crying.

560
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,760
The fireplace smoke.

561
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,340
Irritated my eyes.

562
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,600
The fireplace is flameless.

563
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:47,940
It's enchanted.

564
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:49,160
No smoke.

565
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,960
Shut up.

566
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:03,780
Third mumble.

567
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,980
Messio angle impassions.

568
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,180
Elevator.

569
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:08,420
Give me the elevator.

570
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,200
Helena.

571
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:12,420
I'm here.

572
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,200
Elias.

573
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:19,640
Open up.

574
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,200
Young Master watched over him all night.

575
00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:27,120
I saw everything.

576
00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:28,320
Every hour.

577
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,740
Every minute.

578
00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:33,200
When Dr. Hart almost fell off the sofa,

579
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:34,620
Young Master caught him.

580
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,600
When Dr. Hart said his sister's name,

581
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,120
Young Master kissed his forehead.

582
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,340
When Dr. Hart said Young Master's name,

583
00:29:43,340 --> 00:29:45,580
Young Master's fangs stopped hurting.

584
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:46,920
Both of them.

585
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:48,440
Left and right.

586
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,280
I checked.

587
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:52,660
Sorry, sorry.

588
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:53,360
The tips.

589
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,720
They weren't even trembling.

590
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,060
I didn't come today for my teeth.

591
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:08,760
Then for what?

592
00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:09,920
The garlic is hanging straight.

593
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,500
Your open bite seems to be improving.

594
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,500
The splim must be working.

595
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,100
You-

596
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,420
You're diagnosing me now?

597
00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:16,340
I've been living with a dentist for several months.

598
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,360
Some things rub off.

599
00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:18,040
Why aren't you running?

600
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,460
I still have garlic at my waist.

601
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,780
My wooden stake sword is drawn.

602
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,260
You're sitting in broad daylight reading a dental journal.

603
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:24,600
My dentist is sleeping upstairs.

604
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,620
He was on emergency duty all night, 14 hours.

605
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,520
Pulled three whiz teeth.

606
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,480
Dealt with two abscess cups.

607
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,100
He's very tired.

608
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,500
I'm afraid the sound of a fight might wake him.

609
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,880
You love him.

610
00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:35,380
Yes.

611
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,560
I love him.

612
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,560
Not because he filled my tooth.

613
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:40,560
Not because he made my coffee.

614
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,320
Not because he installed UV filter film so I could stand in sunshine.

615
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,300
Because he's the first person in 300 years who touched my fang and then asked,

616
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,780
does it hurt, instead of, are you going to bite me?

617
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:54,480
Because he measured the temperature of my fangs, 34.2 ccs, and wrote it in his chart.

618
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,500
Because when my heart rate hit 187, he didn't run away.

619
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:02,660
He put down his instruments and sat beside, not as my doctor, as a person.

620
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,620
Sir Aldrich, you asked me if I love him.

621
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,420
Now let me ask you, do you also need a dentist?

622
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:07,060
For you.

623
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:07,900
Insect repellent.

624
00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:10,720
The castle Dr. Hart gave me last time, but my jaw doesn't do y'all's click anymore.

625
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,780
And yeah, testy, just delict lemmets out of the melon garden and diagnosing open bits.

626
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,560
Things change.

627
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,320
He changed you.

628
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:15,960
Stayed.

629
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,640
No, long enough for me to change myself.

630
00:31:17,820 --> 00:31:20,520
My family has hunted vampires for seven generations.

631
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,280
But no one ever told me, vampires can love.

632
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:25,900
Young master?

633
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:29,560
Did a vampire hunter just say vampires can love?

634
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,200
He's 28 this year.

635
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:33,720
Ten years from now, he'll be 38.

636
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:34,660
30 years?

637
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:35,440
58?

638
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:36,660
60 years?

639
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,260
Enough.

640
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,980
You can keep him company for 60 years.

641
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:39,380
Then what?

642
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:40,640
You'll be 27 forever.

643
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,340
He'll grow old.

644
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,900
His hands, the hands that held the probe so steady, at 187 beats per minute, those hands

645
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:45,320
will tremble.

646
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,000
Not from emotion.

647
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:46,620
From age.

648
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,400
He'll forget what he'll mix up his patient's charts.

649
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,320
He'll forget your name.

650
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:50,360
The new word he made detail.

651
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:51,240
Every temperature reading.

652
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:52,520
Every heartbeat on the monitor.

653
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:57,100
But, if you only have 60 years, then give him everything in those 60 years.

654
00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,840
Every sunrise through the UV film.

655
00:31:58,980 --> 00:31:59,960
Every cup of coffee.

656
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:00,980
Every dental checkup.

657
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:01,820
Every it doesn't hurt.

658
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,060
Don't waste a single minute being afraid.

659
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,160
You've been 27 for 300 years.

660
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,540
You've outlived your family.

661
00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:09,640
Your enemies.

662
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,520
The baron who turned you.

663
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,780
The dentist who made your first filling.

664
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,360
You've outlived everyone who ever looked at you.

665
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,780
Except yourself.

666
00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:19,100
Serafin is 28.

667
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:20,680
In 10 years, he'll be 38.

668
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,700
You'll still be 27.

669
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,600
In 30 years, he'll be 58.

670
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,660
You'll still be 27.

671
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,460
In 60 years, he'll be gone.

672
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,140
And you'll be 27.

673
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,260
Like you've always been.

674
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:29,800
Like you'll always be.

675
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,780
Mythe, young master, your tooth hurts again.

676
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,900
Your canine is hurting.

677
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:46,900
No.

678
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:49,400
Your left hand is pressing the left side of your face.

679
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,320
Your shoulders are hunched.

680
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,860
Your pupils are dilated.

681
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:54,280
I can see them in the mirror reflection.

682
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,700
Classic canine pulpitus posture.

683
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,160
It's not pulpitus.

684
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:58,800
Then what is it?

685
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,460
It's pre-loss pain.

686
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,220
The pain of knowing I'll lose you.

687
00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:03,760
In 60 years.

688
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,720
Maybe less.

689
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,480
Elias.

690
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,220
When I said I wanted 60 years, I was being greedy.

691
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,640
I didn't think I deserved more than 60 years.

692
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,700
But if you're afraid of 60 years not being enough,

693
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:13,800
then let's make it forever.

694
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,060
Young master, are you avoiding Dr. Hart?

695
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,380
You used to wish your teeth would hurt every single day

696
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,800
just so he'd stay a little longer.

697
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,420
Last time he did the temporary filling,

698
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,040
you deliberately refused anesthesia.

699
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,900
I saw your hand gripping the arm hold.

700
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,940
You wanted to feel every second of his pro-

701
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:37,740
I'm not avoiding him.

702
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,740
I'm giving him space.

703
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,320
Giving him space.

704
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,280
You're giving him the entire castle.

705
00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:41,000
He's in the dental office.

706
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:41,600
You're in the north tower.

707
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,080
He's in the kitchen.

708
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:42,520
You're in the crypt.

709
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:43,600
Last night he came to the library

710
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,980
and you turned into a bat and hung from the ceiling

711
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:46,000
pretending to be me.

712
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,040
That was you.

713
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,380
I was in the dental office organizing floss.

714
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:49,200
You can't lie to me.

715
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,180
I've known you for 200 years.

716
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,860
Your bat form is three centimeters bigger than mine.

717
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,680
You've been avoiding me.

718
00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:55,700
Three breakfasts.

719
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:56,660
You didn't touch the coffee.

720
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,820
Two follow-ups cancelled.

721
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,380
I found you in the crypt twice.

722
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,900
Once as a bat hanging upside down,

723
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:03,000
you were three centimeters too big to be Barnaby.

724
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:03,440
Why?

725
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:04,820
Because you said forever.

726
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:05,680
The rooftop.

727
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,660
You said 60 years.

728
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,700
I accepted 60 years.

729
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,520
I had already started arranging 60 years.

730
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:10,580
60 springs in the garden.

731
00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:11,860
60 autumns with white roses.

732
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,400
60 christmas in the great hall.

733
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,300
I had it all planned.

734
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:14,980
Every year.

735
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:15,780
Every season.

736
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,080
Every dental checkup.

737
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,380
Then in my bedroom you said forever.

738
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,100
And I realized forever is too long for you.

739
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,120
Forever means you'll watch me stay the same while you...

740
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,180
You're afraid.

741
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:24,260
Yes.

742
00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:26,460
Not of making you lose yourself.

743
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:27,020
You're human.

744
00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:28,220
You're supposed to grow old.

745
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,500
You're supposed to have gray hair and wrinkles and a slow walk.

746
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,000
You're supposed to retire and write your memoirs.

747
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,360
60 years with a vampire's teeth.

748
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:33,840
You're supposed to...

749
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,880
Do what I'm supposed to do or what I want to do.

750
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:36,460
Elias.

751
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,240
I became a dentist because of my sister.

752
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,840
I specialized in rare dental diseases because of my sister.

753
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,400
Every paper I published, every tooth I treated, it was all for Helena.

754
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:44,220
17 years.

755
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,040
I built my whole carampire, my whole life, on a 16-year-old boy's guilt.

756
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:47,600
You.

757
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,820
A 327-year-old vampire with teeth mirror what my sister's looked like.

758
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,560
Whose teeth temperature matches what hers was when she died.

759
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:53,720
Do you think that's a coincidence?

760
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,080
Do you think I think it's a coincidence?

761
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,420
I don't believe in fate.

762
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:57,560
I believe in dental records.

763
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,860
But you, you are the one case I can't explain.

764
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:00,720
You're not my sister.

765
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:03,020
But you're the reason I don't need my sister's ghost anymore.

766
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,380
You're the reason I'm ready to be not just her brother.

767
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,140
But someone else is someone.

768
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:08,800
Seraphine.

769
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:09,260
What?

770
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,460
You said the word someone.

771
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:12,660
Yes.

772
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,440
Say it again.

773
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:15,500
Someone.

774
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,420
I want to be your someone.

775
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,240
Elias.

776
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,320
I don't want immortality.

777
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:28,520
I don't.

778
00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:30,800
Don't turn around.

779
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,120
If you turn around, I can't say this.

780
00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:34,260
Let me say it to your back.

781
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:37,840
Your back has been carrying 300 years.

782
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:40,460
It can carry a few more words.

783
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:41,740
I don't want to be like you.

784
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,660
Living alone for 300 years with no one to treat your toothache.

785
00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:46,320
I don't want to outlive everyone I love.

786
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,600
I don't want to watch the world change while I stay the same.

787
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,100
Importality, it's not a gift.

788
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:51,020
It's a curse.

789
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,140
You've been carrying it for 300 years.

790
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:53,960
You want to give me half.

791
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,340
But no.

792
00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:56,600
I only want 60 years.

793
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,540
You grow old with me.

794
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,920
You watch my hair turn from gold to white.

795
00:35:59,080 --> 00:35:59,860
You watch me get wrinkles.

796
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,540
Right here, at the corner of the eyes, from squinting into the microscope too much.

797
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,640
You watch hands start to tremble.

798
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:05,380
And when I can't hold the probe soon, you steady anymore.

799
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:06,360
You hold my hand and guide it.

800
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,440
You watch my teeth fall out.

801
00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:08,320
Ironic for a dentist.

802
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,440
And then you fit measure my gums.

803
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,080
You adjust the bite.

804
00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:10,940
You be my dentist.

805
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:11,780
For 60 years.

806
00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,200
I'm not afraid of growing old.

807
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,400
I'm afraid that when I'm old, you won't be there.

808
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:15,980
So be there.

809
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,100
60 years.

810
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:17,800
That's my deal.

811
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,940
Your 60 years is less than a fraction of what you've lived.

812
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,740
But to me, it's my entire life.

813
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,620
I'm willing to give you all my time.

814
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:25,260
Not enough.

815
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,860
60 years isn't enough.

816
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:30,200
But if you'll only give me 60 years, I'll pour all the goodness I've saved up over 300

817
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,280
years into those 60 years.

818
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:32,520
I'll make your coffee every day.

819
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,900
I'll let you check my teeth every day.

820
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,180
I'll argue with you about dental plaque.

821
00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:38,020
I'll pretend I don't know where you put your glasses even though I can see them perfectly

822
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,440
in the dark.

823
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,380
I'll wake up before you every single morning just so I can watch you open your eyes.

824
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,400
Because the moment you open your eyes, that's the moment my 60 years starts.

825
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,760
And I want to catch the first second.

826
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,000
Did the vampire just cry?

827
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:50,000
In 200 years, I've never seen the young master cry.

828
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:50,940
Not once.

829
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,300
When his family died, he didn't cry.

830
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,600
When the baron bit him, he didn't cry.

831
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,700
When his first dentist told him his canine was hopeless, he didn't cry.

832
00:36:56,900 --> 00:37:00,600
But now, for a human dentist who charges zero for follow-ups and makes terrible coffee?

833
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:08,620
Left canine, polish complete, right canine polish complete, bite test.

834
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:16,160
Occlusion normal, no high points, enamel integrity restored, color uniform, root canal filling

835
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:16,600
perfect.

836
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,220
No dental issues of any kind.

837
00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:21,720
So, it's over.

838
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,200
So, are you going to leave?

839
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,040
Go back to St. Oldbin's, back to your human patients, back to your colleagues, back to

840
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:38,160
your normal life where patients don't have fangs and heart rates don't spike to 187 from

841
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:38,960
a single touch.

842
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:40,160
You completed the treatment.

843
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,900
Three sessions, just like you said.

844
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:45,560
The canine is fixed, the pulpitis is gone, there's no medical reason for you to stay.

845
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:45,960
Yes.

846
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,700
The treatment is complete.

847
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:49,260
So, you're free to leave?

848
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:49,980
Yes.

849
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:54,640
No more, no more 4am emergencies, no more bathing in the dental office, no more explaining

850
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,740
to St. Oldbin's that you're doing field research, no more dealing with bat-buttleys

851
00:37:57,740 --> 00:38:00,560
who leave silver tears everywhere, no more, no more me.

852
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,480
You think I completed the treatment?

853
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,900
So, I'll leave.

854
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,660
You think the only reason I'm here is your teeth?

855
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:11,740
Aren't they?

856
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,520
Elias von Noctart.

857
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,420
Your left canine, I filled it.

858
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,560
Your right canine, I filled it.

859
00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:18,280
Every cavity in your mouth, I know them by name.

860
00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:19,780
I know the shape of your pulp chambers.

861
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:21,220
I know which side you floss less.

862
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,780
I know which tooth aches when you're scared and which tooth aches when you're in love.

863
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,920
But your teeth are not why I'm here.

864
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,940
This is why I'm here.

865
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,980
Then tell me the real reason.

866
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:35,500
No medical terminology, no research excuses, no observation period of 60 years.

867
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,320
Say it like a normal person.

868
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,180
My research isn't finished yet.

869
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:40,540
Seraphine.

870
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,380
On the long-term theological and psychological effects of close-range exposure to vampire canines

871
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,020
on human dentists.

872
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:46,920
Observation period, at least 60 years.

873
00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:49,920
From a young dentist to enderly dental specialist spanning an entire human career.

874
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,140
You want to stay my side for 60 years?

875
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:52,880
Doing research?

876
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:53,300
No.

877
00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:53,840
It's not research.

878
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,200
I was talking nonsense just now.

879
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:56,040
I was making excuses.

880
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:57,220
I always make excuses.

881
00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:59,780
I made an excuse when I came to the castle.

882
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:01,180
Antique dental equipment.

883
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:03,500
I made an excuse when I installed UV film.

884
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:05,540
Daily follow-ups require daytime access.

885
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,820
I made an excuse when I kissed your forehead.

886
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,640
Patient reassurance protocol?

887
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,140
Well, the truth is, I don't want to leave.

888
00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:16,340
Say it again.

889
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,020
I don't want to leave.

890
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:18,600
Again.

891
00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:20,320
I don't want to leave you.

892
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:21,700
My clinic is downtown.

893
00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:23,760
Your dental office is in the castle basement.

894
00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:25,460
I'll see human patients during the day.

895
00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:29,460
Impacted wisdom teeth, pulsmitis, periodotitis, the full spectrum of human dental misery.

896
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,860
At night, I'll come back to see my VIP.

897
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,240
My one and only VIP.

898
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,900
Lifetime, no appointment fee.

899
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,640
Whether you come or not, that's up to you.

900
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,900
But the chair is yours.

901
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,520
The light is yours.

902
00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:41,680
The probe is yours.

903
00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:43,720
The dentist is yours.

904
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,300
What if my teeth don't hurt anymore?

905
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,560
Do I still need checkups?

906
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,080
Yes.

907
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:49,340
Regular checkups.

908
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:50,780
Cleaning every three months.

909
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:53,140
You can never reach the plaque behind your canines anyway.

910
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,240
The curvature of the distal surface is too steep.

911
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,480
Your toothbrush can't access it.

912
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,540
Seraphine, at a romantic moment like this, could you not mention dental plaque?

913
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,120
Fine.

914
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,520
No dental plaque.

915
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,020
Let me say this instead.

916
00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:09,340
That is...

917
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,060
The most beautiful tooth I have ever kissed in my entire career.

918
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,820
You kissed my tooth.

919
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:23,980
In three hundred years, no one has ever kissed my fangs.

920
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,560
No one has ever been willing to bring their lips this close.

921
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,560
Children screamed.

922
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,860
Adults crossed themselves.

923
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,140
Hunters drew stakes.

924
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,020
Lovers, if I ever had any, never kissed my mouth.

925
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,420
Too afraid my teeth would cut them.

926
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,680
But you, you kissed my fang.

927
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:38,500
On purpose.

928
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:39,840
While I was awake.

929
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:40,760
Yes.

930
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,560
Why?

931
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,960
Because it's beautiful.

932
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,280
Your fang, it's beautiful.

933
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,400
I've seen thousands of teeth in my career.

934
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,080
Yours are...

935
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:48,760
They're not just teeth.

936
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,360
They're your history.

937
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,220
They're three hundred years of pain.

938
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:51,520
They're...

939
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,020
They're yours.

940
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,360
And I wanted to kiss them.

941
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,060
Dr. Hart...

942
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:54,480
I've told you.

943
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,380
Call me Seraphine.

944
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,480
Seraphine Fenn.

945
00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,300
You kissed my fang, so...

946
00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,660
May I kiss your lips?

947
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:00,480
Yes.

948
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:06,080
Your lips, they're not thirty-six point five cessiest.

949
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,040
What are they then?

950
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:08,680
Warmer.

951
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,100
They feel like the first sunlight through the UV strainer.

952
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,200
Like the morning you opened the curtains and told me to stand in the light.

953
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,200
I've lived two hundred years and this is the first time I've seen the young master kiss someone.

954
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:23,200
No, the first time I've seen the young master kiss anyone.

955
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:23,800
At all.

956
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:24,220
Ever.

957
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,960
He's three hundred and twenty-seven.

958
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:26,280
That's...

959
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,560
That's a very long time without...

960
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,420
I can't even...

961
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:30,240
Quiet. You're going to make them notice us.

962
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,400
You're holding your bite split over your eyes.

963
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,140
It blocks the view.

964
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,900
Remind me after the oath is read.

965
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:42,000
He has a follow-up consultation next Wednesday.

966
00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:44,700
Wear it for no less than eight hours each time.

967
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:53,920
Young master?

968
00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:55,940
Andrelit, you're still not asleep?

969
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,020
It's past midnight.

970
00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:57,780
Tomorrow is...

971
00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:58,040
I know.

972
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:00,480
Is your tooth hurting?

973
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:02,060
Not my tooth.

974
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,020
My...

975
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,220
What if he regrets it?

976
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:11,420
Wakes up tomorrow and realizes marrying a three hundred twenty-seven year old vampire isn't worth the paperwork?

977
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,700
What if he's just too obsessed with dental research?

978
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:20,000
What if what he really loves is the Ritter Model A dental chair and I'm just a bonus feature?

979
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,120
What if he thinks I'm only twenty-eight?

980
00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:27,000
What if he thinks I'm only twenty-eight?

981
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,200
Why did I promise forever to have seen three centuries?

982
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,340
What if he's just being polite?

983
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,120
He's very polite.

984
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,480
He said yes to being kidnapped.

985
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:34,800
He said yes to staying.

986
00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:36,340
He said yes to...

987
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,020
Maybe he just can't say no to patients.

988
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,300
What?

989
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:44,520
Do you know what Dr. Hart said to me today?

990
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,520
He said...

991
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,160
Barnaby.

992
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,000
What?

993
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:53,760
Tell Elias if he dares to run away from the wedding tomorrow, I'll pull out his fangs.

994
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,080
One by one.

995
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,880
Under local activization.

996
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:57,940
I'm not cruel.

997
00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,240
Then put them back.

998
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,600
Then pull them again.

999
00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,080
Then put them back.

1000
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,200
Until he shows up.

1001
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:10,260
I have three hundred and twenty-seven years worth of accumulated dental cases.

1002
00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:12,200
I'm not afraid of overtime.

1003
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,020
And then, after he said that, he added,

1004
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,340
But I know he won't run.

1005
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,740
I just want him to be nervous.

1006
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,100
Because I'm nervous too.

1007
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,760
And knowing he's nervous makes me less nervous.

1008
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,820
He's nervous too.

1009
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:36,940
He's been reorganizing the dental implements all evening.

1010
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:39,620
I saw him polish the same probe four times.

1011
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,620
Four times, young master.

1012
00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:43,120
It was already sterilized.

1013
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,480
He polishes when he's nervous.

1014
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,040
And he made coffee.

1015
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:48,240
Seven cups.

1016
00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:49,400
Drank two.

1017
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,140
Poured five down the stink.

1018
00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:53,680
That's very unlike him.

1019
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,220
He doesn't waste coffee.

1020
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,040
Young master.

1021
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,600
You're both terrified.

1022
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:04,020
You're terrified he'll regret it.

1023
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:07,000
He's terrified you'll think a human isn't enough.

1024
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,800
That's what love does, isn't it?

1025
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:14,580
Makes three hundred twenty-seven-year-old vampires and twenty-eight-year-old dentists

1026
00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:16,460
equally scared of losing each other.

1027
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:19,920
Barnady, do you remember the day I bought this coat?

1028
00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:21,940
Three hundred years ago.

1029
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,440
The tailor in Ravenmoor.

1030
00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:25,180
Before everything.

1031
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,320
I wore it to bury my family.

1032
00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,020
Tomorrow.

1033
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,840
I'm wearing it to marry him.

1034
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:59,380
I'm wearing it to marry him.

1035
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,840
I have no regrets.

1036
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:03,340
I haven't asked yet.

1037
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,120
You've been thinking since yesterday that I might regret this.

1038
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,660
I saw it.

1039
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:12,280
Your canines.

1040
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:14,100
They're a shade darker than yesterday.

1041
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:16,720
Stress-induced pomp congestion.

1042
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,940
Classic pre-event anxiety response.

1043
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:22,800
Also, your pupils are point five millimeters larger than usual.

1044
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:23,560
You're afraid.

1045
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,720
I'm a dentist.

1046
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:26,960
I read teeth.

1047
00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:29,340
Your canines have been saying since last night.

1048
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,820
I'm afraid he'll run away.

1049
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:33,360
I'm afraid he'll find a reason to leave.

1050
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:37,960
I'm afraid this is a dream and someone will say treatment complete and he'll walk out the door.

1051
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,380
You didn't run.

1052
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:46,200
I never even considered it.

1053
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:46,960
Now.

1054
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,780
Before the bat band starts the next song, and trust me, it's worse than the first, let's get married.

1055
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:53,260
I have a patient at three.

1056
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:04,460
I, the seventh generation heir of a vampire hunting family, am here to officiate the wedding of a vampire count

1057
00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:05,580
and a human male dentist.

1058
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:07,880
Do you have any idea how loudly my ancestral graves are rattling?

1059
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:08,460
Now I can hear them.

1060
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:09,120
From here.

1061
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:09,800
They're saying,

1062
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,820
Oldrick, you absolute failure.

1063
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,640
And I'm going to respond.

1064
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:12,580
At least my open bite is.

1065
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:17,100
Seraph and Hart, do you take this man, regardless of whether Elias' left canine may require future root canal retration,

1066
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,500
regardless of whether his right canine may be sharper than any human tooth you ever treated,

1067
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,640
was regard he needs a dental checkup every three months for eternity.

1068
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,100
Do you promise to be his dentist forever?

1069
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:24,580
I do.

1070
00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:26,860
And not just his dentist.

1071
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:28,940
The first words I ever said to you.

1072
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:31,660
In the dental chair, under the light, when you were gripping the arm rolls so hard, your knuckles went white.

1073
00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:32,300
The first words.

1074
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:35,120
And every time your tooth hurts from now on for the next 60 years, for however long we have, I'll

1075
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:35,600
say those words.

1076
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:38,740
I won't get tired, because I'll keep saying them until all the pain from 300 years of tooth maze turns

1077
00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:39,180
into what?

1078
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,400
Turns into the light on your fangs, when you smile at me.

1079
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,860
Relias von Nockbos.

1080
00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:44,140
I do.

1081
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:46,600
Regardless of whether Seraphine can never cast in the dental office every morning,

1082
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,780
because patients keep coming, regardless he'll convert every square inch of your castle entail.

1083
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,520
Plenty willing, my eternal life will split in half for you.

1084
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,960
You'll be like me, forever 28, forever the age you are now.

1085
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,340
Ever able to hold the probe stay,

1086
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:58,700
forever able to drink too much coffee and reorganize dental instruments four times when you're nervous.

1087
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,400
I accepted six months ago.

1088
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:06,900
Any regrets?

1089
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,180
Regret what?

1090
00:47:10,140 --> 00:47:10,620
Immortality.

1091
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,700
I gave it to you, without giving you much time to think it through.

1092
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:16,180
I had six months to think about it.

1093
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,860
Ever since the night your heart rate hit 187, I've been calculating.

1094
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,320
How to keep treating your teeth forever.

1095
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,060
A human lifespan isn't enough for the kind of long-term study you represent.

1096
00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:31,320
The destral surface of your canines,

1097
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,040
the plaque accumulation pattern,

1098
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,120
the pulp chamber modality changes over centuries.

1099
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,440
Sixty years of data is a pilot study.

1100
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:41,320
I need at least 200 years to publish anything meaningful.

1101
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,980
You're saying you accepted mortality?

1102
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,260
For research data.

1103
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,040
No.

1104
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,920
I'm saying I calculated that 60 years isn't enough.

1105
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:53,180
I'm not afraid of growing old with you.

1106
00:47:55,420 --> 00:47:57,200
But I'm afraid that once I'm old,

1107
00:47:58,220 --> 00:48:00,100
there will be no one to clean your teeth.

1108
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,340
The area behind your canines,

1109
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,560
the messy links will surface.

1110
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:05,840
It's really hard to reach.

1111
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,840
You absolutely cannot manage it on your own.

1112
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,700
Your toothbrush technique is,

1113
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,140
let's say,

1114
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:11,860
improbable.

1115
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,180
So,

1116
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,320
my research isn't 60 years.

1117
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,540
It's forever.

1118
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:24,460
Seraphine Hart.

1119
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:24,940
No.

1120
00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:27,180
Seraphine von Nachtberg.

1121
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,580
Changed my surname?

1122
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,460
I didn't agree to that.

1123
00:48:30,780 --> 00:48:32,200
You just said you accept.

1124
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,700
I said I accept immortality.

1125
00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:35,200
I didn't say I accept changing my surname.

1126
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:36,020
Call me Dr. Hart.

1127
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,280
Forever Dr. Hart.

1128
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,320
Dr. Hart von Nachtheilth.

1129
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,140
It's hyphenated.

1130
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,000
Compromise.

1131
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,640
I'll think about it.

1132
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,100
How do you know it won't hurt?

1133
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:52,840
Open up.

1134
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,120
It won't hurt.

1135
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,060
Because I've treated much worse pain than this.

1136
00:48:58,620 --> 00:49:00,740
The kind that lasted 300 years.

1137
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:03,580
The kind that got worse every time a heart beat too fast.

1138
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:05,460
It's just a cavity.

1139
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:06,660
I can fix it in 20 minutes.

1140
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:14,240
I can fix it in 20 minutes.

1141
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,440
Left canine.

1142
00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:17,020
Perfect.

1143
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:17,760
Right canine.

1144
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:18,220
Perfect.

1145
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:18,840
Gums.

1146
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:19,380
Healthy.

1147
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,160
Dental plaque?

1148
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,220
No dental plaque.

1149
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,400
I brush three times a day.

1150
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,020
I also floss Barnaby Supervisors.

1151
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:24,800
If I miss a spot,

1152
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,880
he writes it in his notebook.

1153
00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:26,840
I have a bat butler

1154
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,260
keeping my dental hygiene records.

1155
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:28,800
Liar.

1156
00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:30,600
There's a little on the inner side of the right canine.

1157
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,040
Don't move.

1158
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:39,220
seraphim treatment in progress no talking i love you

1159
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:47,420
i love you patients must not disrupt the doctor during treatment rule number three of the dental

1160
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:53,580
office your ears are red that's because the dental office temperature is elevated the uv filter

1161
00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:57,480
system generates residual heat i installed a thermometer in the dental office yesterday

1162
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,740
it's 21 cesius optimal for dental procedures you're not warm because of the room

1163
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:11,980
i love you too now let me finish cleaning your plaque

1164
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:30,520
patient elias von noctauspied three one hundred and twenty eighth dental follow-up appointment

1165
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,260
generated dentist dr seraphive heart width by not service recurrence every three months

1166
00:50:34,260 --> 00:50:37,860
estimated companionship duration forever note patient requested additional appointment for

1167
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:41,860
non-dental reasons just want to hold his hand in the dental chair request status approved

1168
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:47,500
you